The  7th Heaven Men's Club Meeting and Line Dance

   Let me tell you, Jimmie Thomas builds FIRES!

     How much tequila did I drink last night?
     It's really anybody's guess.
     I poured them so fast,
     I couldn't keep them in the glass,
     But this morning I sure am a mess.
     My head is four or five times its normal size
     And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
     I can't recall a single thing I did or said
     Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.

                  My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
     I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
     My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
     I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
     I see a big old worm about ten feet long
     Hallucinating purple cows.
     Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.

          Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?